I have finished my exams but I don’t really think I did well, as I kind of feel that I could have studied harder, yet I am not feeling that bad so I think I have done work. But anyway, I have finished exams and I will try to forget about it until I get my result back, then I’ll decide what to do I guess. But anyway I realise I really should come straight home instead of wondering around the city as I seem to be the type of person who have a tendency to spend. But the problem is I don’t even know what I brought that made me spend so much money. Well…a pair of jeans and some additional stuff and all of a sudden my wallet it empty. It really is literally empty, I planned to buy something for lunch but had to go home as I had to money left. (sob…)

But I got called to work so I suppose I will be able to have an increase in my income. A good thing because that time of the year is coming up: Christmas, I always end up spending so much money around the holidays. Now, after having worked in that food stall for a whole year you would think that I would have learnt from past experiences but no…Ok…today, as I said, I didn’t’ bring any lunch as I planned to buy something for lunch (exam was in the morning), and then I went home but somehow I didn’t seem to be hungry and well, it was two and we eat dinner at five in our house so I thought I’ll just wait until dinner, least I get really full now and doesn’t want to eat dinner, which will get me into trouble with my dad. Then I got called to work and I thought I’ll just eat at work, when I got to work I usually eat somewhere between eight and eight fifteen. I wasn’t like starving to death but I was looking forward to eating dinner. And so at about eight I made my ramen but I probably only had a few bite (it was really hot so I had to eat it quite slow) when this customer came. This was ok but then another three customer came. So my ramen got neglected for quite some time. (Sob…) maybe I should adjust my dinner time but I like eating at that time, somewhere between eight and eight fifteen as by the time I finish I can start to pack up. Then I can go home!!!

Well, I thought I’ll relax and do another of those prince of tennis what if scene, I don’t know why but I just really like writing them. Well, this one is inspired by the prince of tennis game- the one about the school festival. Well I was reading this lady’s site in which she talked about what happens with each person as recording some of the conversation down. When I saw the following for Inui I just cracked up…

What happened is that the PC is commenting about the fact that Inui seem to be really busy with collecting data, so she offered to help him… I find it really weird to write Inui and PC so I’ll just call her Hanako, a really popular name, but I heard that you can give the PC any name you want anyway.

Inui: “Well…I would like your help but…”
Hanako: “Isn’t is possible?”
Inui: “Can you manage to get into a males changing room?”
Hanako: “Eh?”
Inui: “That is the best data collecting source.”
Hanako: “That is impossible for me.”
Inui: “Is that so, what a pity. I’ll just have to do it myself.”
Hanako: “I…I am just asking out of curiosity but how does senpai plan to investigate?”
Inui: “Oh, are you interested?”
Hanako: “Yes.”
Inui: “It’s easy, just go into an empty locker. It’s just that. I better go before the target return to the changing room. Bye.”
Hanako: “Yes…yes…”
Hanako: “Senpai…that is kind of like committing a crime.”

I then immediately got an idea for a what if fan fiction. And since this is me, the setting is naturally in Shitenhouji. Laughs, maybe I should introduce my what if scenes like this.

Setting: Shitenhouji
Participators in this scene: Shiraishi, Kenya, Watanabe, Kintarou
Guest star: Inui (the guest star will be the one who is not in Shitenhouji. LOL)

One explanation of why Inui did not have Shitenhouji’s data
Kikumara: “So we are going to play Shitenhouji Chuu next, Inui, what data do you have? Tell us tell us!”
Momoshiro: “That’s right, we will be able to have a huge advantage as we have Inui senpai who have data on all players.
Echizen: “Momo-senpai, I don’t think you should have said that.”
Fuji: “Why, Inui is turning white again.” (1)

(enters into Inui’s flash back…)
Inui: “Hohoho, this has been a most profitable visit, although the problem is that I have got too much data that I hardly remember any of it. I must be very careful with this note book…especially when it also consists of my latest drink.
Inui: “There will be a gap of time after their coach leaves along with this kid and before their buchou enters, I should be able to use this time to escape. Hohohoho…data!!!”
Watanabe: “Kintarou, don’t forget to put Shiraishi’s towel back into his locker and say thank you to him for lending it to you. And don’t forget to lock it this time.”
Kintarou: “Of course I’ll remember, I don’t need Osamu-chan to remind me.”
Watanabe: “No? Should I point out that you are trying to open Kenya’s locker, not Shiraishi’s. His one is the one left to Kenya’s.
Inui: “Wait a moment, the locker left to where he is standing is…”

(the locker is opened…)

Kintarou: “Osamu-chan, look at this! There is someone in Shiraishi’s locker!”
Watanabe: “What?”

(Watanabe went to stand beside Kintarou. Upon the sight of Inui, Watanabe smiled rather evilly before he quickly slammed the door close and locked it, then drags Kintarou outside- where they could not hear any sound from the club room, even though Inui still manages to hear them)

Watanabe: “Kintarou, you must not tell anyone about this.”
Kintarou: “Why not?”
Watanabe: “Especially not to Shiraishi. This is because the person in there is a spirit haunting Shiraishi.”
Kintarou: “I don’t believe that! Osamu-chan is lying again.”
Watanabe: “I am very serious. Haven’t Shiraishi told you about what happened when he first started his training? No, well, I will tell you if you promise to never repeat this to anyone else. After the first week of his training, Shiraishi was examining his hand when he accidentally touched the person next to him.”
Kintarou: “Waaa!!! He really did kill someone with his poisoned hands!”
Watanabe: “No, this was before his training completed so the person is only in a coma. But his spirit is haunting Shiraishi and will remain haunting Shiraishi until the day his wakes up…”

(Shiraishi and Kenya walks toward the changing room.) (2)

Shiraishi: “Kin-chan, haven’t you gone home yet?”
Kintarou: “I promise I’ll behave so please don’t use the poisoned hand on me!!!”

(runs away)

Shiraishi: “Sensei, what did you say to him?”
Watanabe: “Why must you all immediately think that I did something?”
Kenya: “Because you usually are the one responsible.”
Watanabe: “Well, aren’t you two going to pack up? You know that I can’t leave until I see everyone of you leave.”
Kenya: “I swear, you only remember that you are the coach at a time convenient to you…”
Watanabe: “Nonsense, I love my job, especially right now.”

(Shiraishi and Kenya exchanges a glance)

Shiraishi and Kenya: “You did something.”

(The two went to the changing room.)

Shiraishi: “Oh, Kintarou actually remembers to lock my locker after he used it. Seriously, I have told him so many times to do that, even using ‘that’.” (3)

(Shiraishi opens the locker, upon seeing Inui he quickly shut it again.)

Shiraishi: “Kenya, did you just see what I saw…”
Kenya: “You know, I think we’ve both been stressing about the nationals too much.”
Shiraishi: “Yeah, that much be why. Hahahaha, we really shouldn’t worry about it that much as we really are good.”
Kenya: “Definitely.”
Shiraishi: “Alright, ready?”

(upon Kenya’s nod Shiraishi opens the locker again. The two of them exchanged a look before Shiraishi quickly slammed it close and locked it)

Shiraishi: “Alright, we weren’t hallucinating. We better call the police.”
Kenya: “Yeah, although why must the pervert come to our school?”
Shiraishi: “Hey, he is in my locker!!!”
Inui: (banging on the locker: ) I am not a pervert!!!
Kenya: “That is what they all say, why would someone be hiding inside a locker if they are not a pervert?”
Watanabe: (walks out) “don’t you two boys recognize him?”
Kenya: “We are meant to recognize him? Oh my gosh, surely he is not that escaped prisoner the news talked about last night?”

(Inui is in the process of turning white…)

Watanabe: “No, he is Inui Sadaharu, one of the regulars of Seigaku.” (Opens the locker and waves his hand in front of Inui) Inui-kun, you do realise that you are trespassing? First of all, you have no right to be here because you are not a student of Shitenhouji. Not that you have a right to be here even if you are a student here because that locker is Shiraishi’s.”
Watanabe: “But since this is the first time you are here, I will forgive you.”
Inui: “Thank you…” (prepares to escape)
Watanabe: “However, I do not want information about our school to be leaked out. So please hand the book over.”
Inui: “But…but this contains other stuff too.”
Watanabe: “Don’t worry, I will return what does not concern Shitenhouji back to you.”
Inui: “My data…my recipes…”

(half an hour later…)

(A very defeated Inui is heading back to Tokyo with a considerably thinner notebook…)

Inui: “My data…”

(while back in Shitenhouji…)

Watanabe: (whistles cheerfully): “I really do love my job.”
Kenya: “Shiraishi, don’t you think sensei is a bit…”
Shiraishi: “Kenya, that is more then a bit…”

1) think about episode 163 of the anime
2) Shiraishi and Kenya are the last one to leave as they were playing a match with each other.
3) What happened is that Kintarou forgot his towel so Shiraishi told him to get one from his locker, which is what Kintarou did. Since Kintarou forgot to lock Shiraishi’s locker, Inui then went to hide in there.

I decided to poke fun at Inui in this what if scene because I honestly think that going to collect data by hiding in a locker when the regulars are changing is quite perverted… And for some reason I can see Watanabe being really evil. I just wanted to have that story of him scaring Kintarou.


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